"Where am I?" said an Alien
"You're on a ship!" replied Captain Pilotface. "It was our main directive to save the citizens of this planet!"
"Wow! You... you're our saviour!" muttered one of the aliens
"Damn right I am, I'M JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"
Captain Pilotface had gone insane with space flu.
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