Friday, 13 June 2008

Space Wars in Space Chapter Seven

"Release the lasers, Granklink the Overlord!" suggested an alien
"GET THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK OFF MY SHIP" yelled Granklink

Space Wars in Space Chapter Six

"Captain" mumbled Astril Xxxxfghx, the Princess Alien, "are those fuel gauges meant to read 400%?"
"FUCK YEAH!" replied the Captain, sticking his cock out of the window.

The crew decided that they should vote in a new captain.