Monday, 16 June 2008

Space Wars in Space Chapter XI

The planet had just been vapourised.

"Jesus fuck! What was that?!" muttered the space king of space under his breath
"I've no idea" replied Jesus Fuck, who was the Vice-King of space.
"Well," said the space king of space, "we must prepare... retaliation"

TO BE CONTINUED

Space Wars in Space Chapter Ten

Overlord the Overlord sat in his space station looking at the planet below. He thought about the options that he had.
"I think I'll destroy that planet" he said, evilly.
"But that's EVIL!" contradicted the space-henchman
With a pull of the trigger on Overlord's spacegun, he shot the space-henchman to space-hell.
"That'll show him" he said, evilly.
He then laughed. Evilly.

Space Wars in Space Chapter Nine

"Watch out for that black hole!" warned RoboComputer CPU-a-tron 8000
"That's what she said!" retorted the Captain