Space Wars in Space Chapter Five

"Fill me up!" screamed AutoFuelBot
"I can't fill you up!" said the Captain, "you're the one who provides the fuel!"

Space Wars in Space Chapter Four

"UNIT 43-A, get us to warp factor nine" exclaimed Pilotface
"Who died and made you Captain?" asked UNIT 43-A, in a robot voice
"The captain! YOU KILLED HIM!" replied Pilotface

The entire crew were shocked

Space Wars in Space Chapter Three

"You can't teleport something THAT big!" screeched the co-pilot
"Quiet there, alien scum, I'VE GOT A GUN" yelled the voice in the shadows