The 15th chapter of SPACE WARS IN SPACE

Written by BatDyke

Though Lady Farninbourgh and Sir Reginald Bucksbury had been brutally raped and left for dead, the seven moons of planet Iox kept turning, and on one of the more desolate heaps of asteroid-pummeled rock wandered Overlord the overlord. He had been temporarily kicked out, since he was a bit of a rubbish leader, and the people he lorded over had decided to try democracy instead.

He stopped at a seedy bar, ordered a disgusting cocktail that looked, smelt and probably tasted of the 16-legged barkeep's semen, and stared forlornly into the star-studded sky, pausing his train of thought only to slap a passing stripper alien on the bum. She shrieked, and he cackled evilly, though, not as evilly as he used to when he was a proper Overlord.

Galaxies away, Jesus Fuck, the king of Space, was concocting a new game to play with the unsuspecting citizens of his local space co-op...

SPACE WARS IN SPACE 14

"No." said the King of space
"Don't you mean 'Yes', you highness?" replied the vice king
"Oh yeah. Yes." corrected the King

SPACE WARS IN SPACE EPISODE THIRTEEN: A NEW HOPE

"Reginald," enquired Lady Farninbourgh, "why have you brought me to the Royal Gardens?"
"Well, as the wind blows through the leaves," replied Sir Reginald Bucksbury, "it can only be mirrored by the true beauty of your face. And, as I realise this beauty betwixt me sheer lack of realisa- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

Aliens then raped their faces

Space Wars in Space Part 12

The citizens of the plant looked at all the rubble around them
"This is what remains of our planet" said one of the aliens, "nothing but dust and space"
"Hang on..." interjected a second, more alieny alien, "if our planet has been destroyed, then what the fuck are we standing on?"
Nobody had a fucking clue.

Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension, King MonkeyFuck had succesfully masturbated to climax for the twelth time in a row.