Space Wars in Space 26

"Join the alliance!" said Pilotface
"Oh no you don't, you FUCK!" complained an alien
He drew his gun and set it to 'stun'
"NO!" he cried- suddenly, there was a huge blast.

Fuck.
"Right. Men! At arms! Who is hurt?"
"Aargh!" screamed Nigel, one of Pilotface's Major Generals
"Nigel! What's wrong with you?"
"Curses! It's my ankle, sir. It keeps playing up"
"I see" muttered Pilotface. "I can say one thing to that.... You're fired"
"SUCK YOU!" screamed Nigel, realising it made no sense. He didn't correct himself though, he just went crying to the space-mods. They were in Space, you see.