"Man the teleportomulator!" commanded Captain Pilotface, "we gotta get these aliens to a safe planet!"
The officer switched the teleportomulator on. Suddenly, it flashed blue.
"BLUE?!" enquired Pilotface, "what does THAT mean?"
The officer told Pilotface that it was the normal procedure for starting up the machine.
Captain Pilotface felt a bit of a tit, and proceeded to kill himself.
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